Today is the Super Bowl and I'm kind of on a hot streak predicting things... (Royal Rumble Recap) so I figured I'd let you all in on a couple guaranteed winners today.
1. If Renée Fleming wears gloves when she starts singing the national anthem, what color will they be?
White (+275)
Black (EVEN)
Red (+500)
Any other color (+300)
PC's Pick: WHITE. Talk about easiest pick of all time... Yeah some chick is going to come out rocking any other color than white on her manos.. Black coat White gloves. Give me the money.
2. Will Knowshon Moreno cry during the singing of the national anthem?
Yes (+135)
No (-175)
PC's Pick: Yes. He is a bronco. Bronco's cry. Next
3. How many times will Eli Manning be shown on TV during the game?
Over 1 1/2 (-200)
Under 1 1/2 (+150)
PC's Pick: Over. You're telling me that I can can make money by placing a bet on weather or not FOX is going to show Eli Manning twice during the game? The same Eli Manning that has two Super Bowl rings? The same Eli Manning who's older brother is playing in the game today? The same older brother that only has ONE Super Bowl ring? Okay I'll take that bet. Idiots.
4. Who will be seen first on TV after kickoff?
Erin Andrews (-140)
Pam Oliver (EVEN)
PC's Pick: Pammy. Zero confidence in this pick. Just a complete guess and Pammy makes you more cash. All about the dollar signs boys and girls.
5. How many times will Peyton Manning say "Omaha" during the game?
Over 27 1/2 (-150)
Under 27 1/2 (+110)
PC's Pick: Over. Fucking Guy says it three times a god damn play. He'll have 20 racked up after the first series.
6. Will any member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers be shirtless during their performance?
Yes (-250)
No (+170)
PC's Pick: No. This is the Super Bowl, not Bonnaroo. Somehow I think all the Pep's show a little class and keep the shirts on this time.
7. Which region will have the higher local TV rating?
Denver (-150)
Seattle (+110)
PC's Pick: Denver. Both cities are full crunchy dirty weed smoking hippies who don't give a flying fuck about football, but I feel like their is less of these pieces of garbage in Denver. So bet Donkey's.
8. Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his speech?
Teammates (1/1)
God (3/1)
Fans (11/2)
Other team or player on other team (10/1)
Family (12/1)
Coach (14/1)
Owner (25/1)
None of the above (9/2)
PC's Pick: God. Russell Wilson is a God first kind of guy and Russell Wilson is going to win the Super Bowl MVP. So yes, I am picking the Seahawks to win this game. Peyton and that horsed faced fuck Elway can go screw themselves. Today is about the birds. This pick is not biased at all. I hate both these teams and I hate both these cities. Picking the Seahawks because I honestly believe they are the better team. Donk's D is going to get torched and Sherman might kill Wes Welker. Not even looking forward to this game. I feel like the whole country loses either way. God dammit....
-PC
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