PC's USA Hockey Preview vs Slovakia

Being form Kansas City I have never really had a hockey team that I could call my own. When you don't have a team to root for you really don't pay all that much attention to the sport as you will see in this blog. Don't get me wrong I love hockey and I will watch anytime it is on, but I really have no rooting interest so I can never really get into a game. That is why I love the Winter Olympics. Every four years I get to watch hockey like it is meant to be watched... with a ice cold bud light in my hand and an American flag on my back. Who cares if the games are at 6 am. I will be up and I will be loud. USA we're the best in your face.

So as a casual hockey fan and a super USA fan I think my opinion will be one you all might want to take a listen to. Now USA is clearly the best team in the world let by my main man Zach Parise of the Minnesota Wild. Parise is one of the main reasons I love USA hockey. When he tied the gold medal game vs Canada in 2010 I completely lost my shit. Being American had never felt so good.

*sidenote: Probably watched this thing like 30 times today and I still get butterflies. So USA man. 

As you all know this goal was only to tie the game and send it to overtime. In overtime that little bitch Crosby scored the game winner and sent me into a 4 year depression. Happy to say that the I have come out of the depression and am ready for another gold medal run. Alongside Parise we have Patty Kane of the Blackhawks. Probably the best player in the world. Two time Stanley Cup winner and the real success behind that Canadian clown Johnathon Toews. With Parise, Kane and Ryan Kelser Team USA will probably score like a thousand goals and this tournament will be over before it even starts, but that is just my bias opinion.

First up we have Slovakia tomorrow at 6:30 in the morning. Slovakia is garbage, but does have the best  defensemen in the world Zdeno Chara. As long as Chara doesn't kill one of our guys I think we win 5-0. Check that 6-0.

As you can see I know nothing about hockey, but that is not going to keep me from talking out of my ass about Team USA. Gold or bust. Sorry Russia but this one is ours.

-PC