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Sunday, February 23, 2014

Elimination Chamber Recap


Got home just in time to watch about 25 min of this blood bath. A little usual chamber match in the sense that no one was eliminated by the time the last man, Randy Orton, exited his pod. Orton decided to take on everyone after getting released from the pod. Turned out to be the wrong decision. Who would have guessed? Orton then decided to go hide back in his pod (How no one has ever thought of this brilliant idea before is beyond me.) Unfortunately for Randy, Sheamus was still coming after him and brogue kicked the fuck out of the plexiglass pod. This was easily the highlight of the match and will be on highlight reels for eternity. The match then got pretty intense with all six guys in the ring and turned into a game of "who lands the first finishing move." The winner of that game was Christian who hit a stellar frog splash on the Celtic Warrior from the top of a pod. I hate Christian and I'll even admit that the splash was awesome. That eliminated Sheamus and then someone got Christian and before I knew what was happening only Byran, Orton, and Cena were left. And then in a really "unexpected" turn of events the Wyatt family blacked out the whole arena and ended up in the ring. They dismantled Cena and left. Pretty lame. Orton then pinned Cena easily. Oh and for some reason Kane came out to "help" get the Wyatt Family out of the ring. So Bryan decided to attack Kane. DUMB. Otron attacks a weak Bryan... Yada Yada Yada... Bryan is about to pin Orton and Kane comes out and pulls him off. WHAT?! NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! And Bada Bing Bada Boom... Orton wins after an RKO.

Pretty typical stuff. Vince is making us all hate him and the entire WWE so we will buy WrestleMania and see out hero Daniel Bryan win the belt...maybe...

Gotta love it!

-PC

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