Thursday Redhead

I know it is Friday, but Thursday Redhead is a staple of Burban Sports and I've Fucked up the past couple weeks. So in a special Friday edition of Thursday Redhead I give you Britt Honey...

Honey Jerry! Honey!!! (Kramer Voice)

-PC

I Think I Would Plow Holly Rowe

Okay so Holly Rowe is obviously not the hottest sideline reporter out there. But your going to tell me you wouldn't take a run at her wearing all these championship rings? Yeah right. Bring it on Holly. Time for a nice roll in the hay.

Let's be honest. I'm 23 years old. I work a ton. I live in the burbs. I don't have a girlfriend. I go to a bar that might have a 7 inside if I am lucky. I am taking down Holly even without the rings.

-PC

P.S. If you give me Samantha Ponder with those 10 rings that is borderline NSFW. Instant boner.

K-State's Player Slaps Imaginary Teammates After Free Throw

K-State Player Slaps Imaginary Teammates After Free Throw

This is Wesley Iwundu and unfortunately for him he plays basketball at K-State. The only way he or any of his teammates can make SportsCenter is to pull a stunt like this. Do the ole slap your teammates hands that aren't even on the line because it was a technical foul after you make a free throw trick. Doesn't matter if we have seen this thing a thousand times that will not stop Wesley Iwundu. He goes to K-State and he does what he wants.

-PC

P.S. Every time I see this I think of our friend Bobby Boucher.

Kansans Love Eric Church

The Echo Nest, a music intelligence platform, sampled the preferences of listeners in specific ZIP codes to determine the recording artist that is most distinctive to each state. Their findings for Missouri may surprise some who think the Show-Me state is full of country-loving cowboys. For that, apparently, they can fix their eyes on Kansas. Kansans’ musical taste was most represented by Eric Church, while indie rock band the Shins represented Missouri. 

-Kansas City Star

I'll just start of this blog by saying that I don't know shit about new music. I listen to sports talk radio in the car and haven't bought an album since NOW! That's What I Call Music Volume 5. I am serious. I have never had itunes and my 2nd generation ipod hasn't been updated since my sophomore year of high school. I don't dislike new music I just never really listen to it. The only time I hear new music is when I am at the bar and then I am too busy completely tearing up the dance floor to give a shit what is playing. Dance first. Listen Second. 

So let's first talk about Kansas on this map. As you all know I am a proud Kansan, but I would not consider myself to be country whatsoever. Yeah I have a pair of boots and rock flannels like no ones business, but I live in the burbs and wouldn't survive a day out on the farm. Having said that, when I actually do listen to music (mainly in the shower) my pandora station is always Eric Church. Yeah I said it. I like country music. Does that make me stupid? Probably, but Eric Church fucking shreds and stone colds busch lights at his concerts (yeah I have seen him twice). Guy literally just dumps two 2x4 of busch lisht all over his face every concert. Really power move. So yeah I am not ashamed of my state for loving the badass that is Eric Church. 

Now the Missouri pick is just baffling. The Shins? Obviously didn't know who these guys were so I had to look them up. Listened to a couple songs and never once thought "This is so Missouri." The music isn't bad or anything, but I heard zero references to Meth, not a single word on cousin sex, and absolutely nothing about porn shops. I can't speak for the rest of the state, but here in KC we have like 7 country music stations and 1 alternative rock station. I would presume most of Missouri is similar and I don't think I am gong out on a limb by saying country music is the most popular genre in Missouri. So how can the shins be the most popular in Missouri? Doesn't really make sense to me and I am calling bullshit. 

-PC

P.S. I just looked at the rest of the states and recognized about half the names. B.o.B for Iowa? Yeah right. I don't know how they rate the most "distinctive" artist, but this thing has completely lost me.  Fuck it. Eric Church still rocks. 

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Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/26/4850353/the-shins-chosen-as-most-distinctive.html#storylink=cpy

Kansas Wins 10th Straight Big 12 Title

After destroying Texas on Saturday the hawks played again on Big Monday for a chance to win at least a share of their 10th straight big 12 title against Oklahoma. Guess what? They won. I mean was there any doubt boys and girls? That is what Kansas does. They win the big 12. It is simple. Bill Self recruits top 10 players. Bill Self is the best coach in the country. Bill Self coaches these top 10 players. These top 10 players win the big 12. Is it really shocking that the best players and the best coach win the conference every year? For christ sake I was in 8th grade the last time KU didn't win the big 12. Back then I was rocking convertible pants and saying "your mom" as a response to anything and everything. I haven't matured much since then, but that was still a long time ago. 

I guess better luck next year to the rest of the bozo's in this league, but you really don't have a chance. Here's to number 11! We're the best in your face. 

-PC

Elimination Chamber Recap

Got home just in time to watch about 25 min of this blood bath. A little usual chamber match in the sense that no one was eliminated by the time the last man, Randy Orton, exited his pod. Orton decided to take on everyone after getting released from the pod. Turned out to be the wrong decision. Who would have guessed? Orton then decided to go hide back in his pod (How no one has ever thought of this brilliant idea before is beyond me.) Unfortunately for Randy, Sheamus was still coming after him and brogue kicked the fuck out of the plexiglass pod. This was easily the highlight of the match and will be on highlight reels for eternity. The match then got pretty intense with all six guys in the ring and turned into a game of "who lands the first finishing move." The winner of that game was Christian who hit a stellar frog splash on the Celtic Warrior from the top of a pod. I hate Christian and I'll even admit that the splash was awesome. That eliminated Sheamus and then someone got Christian and before I knew what was happening only Byran, Orton, and Cena were left. And then in a really "unexpected" turn of events the Wyatt family blacked out the whole arena and ended up in the ring. They dismantled Cena and left. Pretty lame. Orton then pinned Cena easily. Oh and for some reason Kane came out to "help" get the Wyatt Family out of the ring. So Bryan decided to attack Kane. DUMB. Otron attacks a weak Bryan... Yada Yada Yada... Bryan is about to pin Orton and Kane comes out and pulls him off. WHAT?! NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! And Bada Bing Bada Boom... Orton wins after an RKO.

Pretty typical stuff. Vince is making us all hate him and the entire WWE so we will buy WrestleMania and see out hero Daniel Bryan win the belt...maybe...

Gotta love it!

-PC

USA TAKES CARE OF CZECH REPUBLIC

USA 5 Czech Republic 2

JVR scored in like the first 30 sec and USA didn't really ever look back. We even scored on ourselves to try to keep the Czech's in the game. Poor bastards. 

Canada is next. The Canadians aren't good at much and they definitely aren't better than America at anything so on Friday it is time to show these Eskimos who's boss. Patty Kane and Kessel need to literally shove pucks down Carey Price's throat. Guys a clown and the yanks are going to make that clown dance. 

Sweet game against Latvia by the way Canada. You guys really don't want to play team USA do you? At this point it is not a question of will USA win, but will USA stop scoring after 14. 

-PC

HAWKS LEAD ON TECH AND ALLOW THEM TO THINK THEY MIGHT WIN THEIR BIGGEST GAME IN 10 YEARS, BUT THEN WIGGINS SCORES WITH A SECOND LEFT AND KU WINS

Well last night the big 12 proved yet again that it is the best conference in the country and it isn't even close. KU went down to lubbock last night and barely pulled out the 64-63 win after Andrew Wiggins hit a layup with 1.8 sec remaining. The last play was actually drawn up for Joel Embiid, but he lost the handle and it went straight to Wiggins right under the basket. So basically KU got lucky as fuck in the end. That brings me back to my original point that the big 12 is so fucking good. Besides TCU and teams playing in Allen Field House anyone can win anywhere anytime. Let's be honest TCU doesn't belong in this conference and have to be the luckiest bastards out of this whole conference realingment thing. But other than those losers this conference is stacked. You have teams like Tech giving world class talent like KU all they can fucking handle at home and beating preseason Top Five teams like Okie State. This is Texas Tech we are talking about people. The team that didn't even have a couch last year. I seriously didn't know Tubby Smith was their coach until 3 weeks ago. Guys doing a hell of job though. In addition to Tech you have Oklahoma coming out of no where being scary as fuck, Texas and KSU actually beating KU, and Baylor being Baylor. Even though we all know Baylor is pathetic they are still scary and if they somehow make the tourney you know they will give some 5 or 6 seed a nice drip down the pants multiple times during the game. Big 12 should really get 9 teams in the tourney and I wouldn't be surprised if they went 7-2 in the first round. Everyone in this league has to play 8 road games that are guaranteed to be tougher than any NCAA tourney game. But who really cares... Hawks now have a two game lead and got number 10 on the lock.

-PC

Thursday Redhead

Rose Leslie. You might recognize this Scottish little fire from everyone's favorite HBO show, Game of Thrones. Rose plays Ygritte the wildling and even has a little nude scene in the third season. Quality stuff.

Clearly not the hottest babe out there, but certainly beautiful and I want everything to do with her.

-PC

USA Shows Slovakia How To Play Hockey

Seriously what an ass kicking? Way to show up Slovakia. Thanks for the Russian warm up I guess. When your opponent scores 6 goals on you in a period isn't in time to just pack your bags, go home and house a thousand brews? I know Hossa and Big Z are playing with a bunch of jabronis, but I thought they had a little more pride than that. When your dick is so small that your team is down 7-1 at the second intermission you HAVE to fight someone in the third to show the world you still have a little respect for yourself. Now I know you can't fight in the Olympics but fuck, throw an elbow. Get tossed in the sin bin for a major or two. Never thought Chara would punk out like that. That would never happen in my NHL '13 franchise. NEVER.

Russia next... Time to bury these commies

Top Shelf!

-PC

NCAA Proposes Rule That Could Actually Benefit KU in Football

By RALPH D. RUSSO
AP College Football Writer

Not so fast, college football offenses.

A proposed change by the NCAA rules committee would prohibit offenses from snapping the ball until at least 10 seconds had run off the 40-second play clock, slowing down the up-tempo, no-huddle attacks that have been making defenses dizzy.

The rule allows defenses time to make a substitution without the offense changing players - as is currently required - and with no fear the ball will be snapped before 29 seconds are left on the play clock. An exception will be made for the final two minutes of each half, when the offense can snap the ball as quickly as it wants.

"This rules change is being made to enhance student-athlete safety by guaranteeing a small window for both teams to substitute," Air Force coach Troy Calhoun, chair of the football rules committee, said in a statement Wednesday. "As the average number of plays per game has increased, this issue has been discussed with greater frequency by the committee in recent years and we felt like it was time to act in the interests of protecting our student-athletes."

Please make this happen NCAA! The game is too god damn quick! Protect our players by shortening the amount of plays! PLEASE!! NCAA!! Safety should be our number one concern!!

My plea has nothing to do with the fact that my Kansas Jayhawks have statistically had the worst defense in the history of the world the past three seasons and this rule would actually help us hold teams to under 40 so on that rare chance our offense puts up some points we might be able to win a game. Nothing to do with that at all. I'm all about player safety. Everyone knows that about me. Always thinking of others. Pay it forward Pat was my nickname in high school. Chance to make a difference here NCAA. Balls in your court. 

-PC

Semi-Fire US Luge Chick Knows How to Get Famous

This is Kate Hensen of the US luge team. She is a semi-fire because her body is on point and you know she is excellent shape, but the face and the attitude really don't do it for me. She is putting on this huge charade like she doesn't know that the cameras are eating it up. So if your a world class athelte that is decent looking but you do a sport that no one cares about this is the way to get famous. Dance like no one is watching even though you know everyone is watching. I'm sure all the other competitors that actually win medals really love this broad. "Im the best female luger in the world and just one gold, but no is talking about me because Hensen over there is strutting her ass."

I don't blame her on bit either. Probably going to get a nice commercial deal out of this whole thing and you know I would take a run at her. I have no shame ladies and gents.

-PC

Barbie to be Featured in This Year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

February 12

Bloomberg News

Putting Barbie in Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue is Mattel Inc.’s latest attempt to generate conversation about the 11.5-inch icon and reverse falling Barbie brand sales.

     

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/12/4817784/barbie-to-appear-in-sports-illustrated.html#test_feature#storylink=cpy

Mattel said yesterday that Barbie, 54, will join the ranks of Tyra Banks, Christie Brinkley and Rachel Hunter in the magazine’s 50th anniversary swimsuit issue, which goes on sale Feb. 18. Barbie will appear in a version of the black-and-white bathing suit she wore on her 1959 debut, the company said. The Time Inc. magazine and toymaker also rolled out an advertising campaign with the tagline “unapologetic.”

Within hours of the announcement, a debate was raging on the Web and television. While some saw no controversy, others said the swimsuit issue demeans women and Barbie’s unrealistic proportions send an unhealthy message to young girls.

Well this is a little strange... The last thing a want to see when I am doing my annual "research" on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is a little plastic doll. I don't care what kind of message it is sending to little girls or any shit like that. I am just mad that it is taking up a page where some fiery little skank could be showing off her tits. 

-PC 

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2014/02/12/4817784/barbie-to-appear-in-sports-illustrated.html#test_feature#storylink=cpy

PC's USA Hockey Preview vs Slovakia

Being form Kansas City I have never really had a hockey team that I could call my own. When you don't have a team to root for you really don't pay all that much attention to the sport as you will see in this blog. Don't get me wrong I love hockey and I will watch anytime it is on, but I really have no rooting interest so I can never really get into a game. That is why I love the Winter Olympics. Every four years I get to watch hockey like it is meant to be watched... with a ice cold bud light in my hand and an American flag on my back. Who cares if the games are at 6 am. I will be up and I will be loud. USA we're the best in your face.

So as a casual hockey fan and a super USA fan I think my opinion will be one you all might want to take a listen to. Now USA is clearly the best team in the world let by my main man Zach Parise of the Minnesota Wild. Parise is one of the main reasons I love USA hockey. When he tied the gold medal game vs Canada in 2010 I completely lost my shit. Being American had never felt so good.

*sidenote: Probably watched this thing like 30 times today and I still get butterflies. So USA man. 

As you all know this goal was only to tie the game and send it to overtime. In overtime that little bitch Crosby scored the game winner and sent me into a 4 year depression. Happy to say that the I have come out of the depression and am ready for another gold medal run. Alongside Parise we have Patty Kane of the Blackhawks. Probably the best player in the world. Two time Stanley Cup winner and the real success behind that Canadian clown Johnathon Toews. With Parise, Kane and Ryan Kelser Team USA will probably score like a thousand goals and this tournament will be over before it even starts, but that is just my bias opinion.

First up we have Slovakia tomorrow at 6:30 in the morning. Slovakia is garbage, but does have the best  defensemen in the world Zdeno Chara. As long as Chara doesn't kill one of our guys I think we win 5-0. Check that 6-0.

As you can see I know nothing about hockey, but that is not going to keep me from talking out of my ass about Team USA. Gold or bust. Sorry Russia but this one is ours.

-PC

Dayton Moore Pisses Off Entire Fan Base Before The Royals Head to Arizona

So Monday there was a press conference out at Kauffman Stadium with Royals general manager Dayton Moore. The press conference was your typical heave ho about gearing up for spring training and how we expect to compete this year for the central. Pretty basic stuff until the reporters started asking what we all what to know and that is singing another starting pitcher. Anyone with half a brain knows that the Royals cannot and will not compete for any sort of title with their current rotation. I don't care how good the lineup is when Jeremy Guthrie is your number 2 you don't win divisions.

So anyway Dayton says that he expects our payroll to be around 90 million. Fine 90 million. Pretty low in the grand scheme of things, but whatever we are the Royals. 90 million basically says that whatever guys we have now are the ones we will be taking into the season. I am so used to losing and under spending that this payroll doesn't surprise me at all, but then this guy has the balls to tell us that 90 million is over the Royals break-even point.. What the fuck are you talking about?!?! What break-even point?!?! The point where our billionaire owner only makes five million off these season instead of ten??? No one in this whole fucking organization is going to lose money god dammit. Everyone makes money and it comes out schmucks like myself's pockets. Our general manager is going to blatantly lie to us saying that this season is a "gamble" when we all know damn well that Mr. Fucking Glass is in no way gambling this season. Season ticket sales are up, the ticket prices are up, assuming we are halfway decent the attendance will be up, and every fucking team gets a cool 27 million extra in TV money this year. This Mother Fucker is not going to lose money this season. Fuck Glass, Fuck Moore and Fuck the Royals. I am done with this bull shit. Over the break-even point my ass. Bunch of cowards. Make the fucking playoffs in the next quarter century and then you might have the right to lie to my face and say you are over spending at 90 million.

-PC

P.S. CANNOT wait for Spring Training.

Cats Scratch Hawks in OT

Welp that game sucked. Couldn't get a stop down the stretch and missed a whole bunch of threes. This might be the worst defensive team in the Bill Self era. Just really struggled without Embiid. KSU was scoring inside way to easy. Looks like Joel is going to be out for a few more games with a knee and back injury. Thank goodness we have TCU and Tech up next. Really can't slip up with those teams. Need to finish off the season 6-1 or better and lock this 10th straight conference championship up. Coulda had a teddy Nuge type stranglehold on the league last night, but the hawks let it slip away... Darn.

I don't care that the KSU students rushed the court either and nor should any KU fan. They hardly ever beat KU. Let them celebrate. Rushing the court is fun. What is the big deal? There isn't one.

I will tell you one thing though. KSU fans are good shit talkers. This is going to be a long couple of days. K-state Kathy is already giving me the business and I have no comeback. Doesn't matter that be have one 48 out of 52. This one is theirs and I got to give it to them.

-PC

Thursday Redhead

Elle Alexandra...

Nice little fire porn star to get your Thursday going...

-PC

Chiefs Star Wars Helmet

Saw all these star wars logos a few days ago and I was mildly amused. Not a big star wars guy, but I am a sucker for fake NFL logos so I had to check it out. Most of them were pretty cool and I have to say they picked the perfect logo for the Chiefs. First, it is actually pretty cool looking. The ewok looks mean and ready to kick some ass. Next, I am pretty sure ewoks use bow and arrow's when fighting the storm troopers so the Chiefs arrowhead seems ideal. Now with that said they really hit the nail on the head by deciding to use little pussy ewoks for the Chiefs. I am guessing the decision process went a little like this... "Who are the tiniest little pussys in all of Star Wars?" - Star Wars Stew "Oh that's ewoks Stew." "Now what team in the NFL is completely irrelevant almost every year and choke away every playoff game?" - Star Wars Stew "Oh that's the Kansas City Chiefs Stew."  And boom the Chiefs are the Ewoks in the Star Wars NFL.

-PC

Developer shows interest in saving Kemper Arena

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -

A real estate development, construction, and property management company has shown interest in giving new use to the Kemper Arena.

Foutch Brothers said they plan to purchase the arena and convert it into a regional hub for youth and amateur sporting events as well as a variety of fitness, education and healthy lifestyle activities.

The company said they've already acquired several new businesses to operate within Kemper and their renovation plans and costs have been reviewed by city officials.

The developer specializes in revitalizing historic buildings.

KCTV5 will have more on this story at 6 p.m.

So someone is finally stepping up and trying to save Kemper Arena. About damn time. I wanted to spit in the face of whoever's idea it was actually to blow this thing to kingdom come. I mean, when you think about Kemper Arena you think KC sports tradition.... Countless number of rodeos, two years of the greatest NHL franchise of all time, eleven years of NBA hoops, eleven years of greatest IHL team of all time, and a Final Four. 

Rodeos man! Rodeos... Never been to one of these things, but for whatever reason KC is known as a cow town and you folks in Missourah seem to love the shit out of them. To be honest its not that I don't want to go to a Rodeo, I have just never been. I think I'd like to see some bro riding "bushwhacker" the bull and getting bucked ten feet in the air like a rag doll just like the rest of you hicks.  Guess that's the cow town in me.

Yeah KC had a NHL team. The Kansas City Scouts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City_Scouts Back in the mid 70's when Kemper was brand new we somehow got a team in the league. I would kill to have been around when these guys were around. Yeah the team completely chugged in their only two years here, but it was still the NHL and it was in KC. Now I get like 3 games a week on TV and I really don't have anyone to root for. Bring the NHL back to KC! I need it. God dammit I need it. 

Killer flipping logo too. You're welcome New Jersey.

Now obviously the Scouts were way before my time, but I was around to see the greatest show in the IHL. (That's the International Hockey League to you hockey n00bs) The one and only Kansas City Blades. I don't really remember a god damn thing about the team or if they were ever any good, but I fucking loved going to those games. Just a bunch of wannabe NHL goons cross checking the fuck out of each other. At least one fight a period. Guys that just loved racking up the penalty minutes and as a little runt I couldn't get enough of it. The KC Blades made my childhood.

And who can forget about the Kings? Man this place must have been booming back in the day. NHL and NBA? I think the Kings made the conference championship like two times. In true KC fashion could never win the big one, but who cares. We had all four of the major sports at one time. Need that back KC. NEED IT. Won't get it, but need it anyway.

Oh and lastly, KU won the natty ship there in '88. No big deal. We're the best in your face.

In the end I haven't been to Kemper in years and the last time I went it was a complete dump, but its KC's dump. What would the beautiful west bottoms be without Kemper? That's right! Nothing! And I mean that. The West Bottoms would literally have nothing down there. Kemper is the last thing occasionally open. Long live the bottoms!

-PC

Jayhawks Bounce Back and Dominate in Waco

After basically getting their asses handed to them down in Austin the Hawks traveled to Waco to take on the Baylor Bears. There isn't a better coach in the country at doing nothing with a lot of talent than Scott Drew. Guy seriously gets top recruits year in and year out, but can't seem to grasp the art of coaching them to any kind of championship. Couple of elite eights yeah, but never factor in the big 12 race and never even close to a threat to win the whole thing. It is all because little Scotty can't coach. His zone defense is a joke and his offensive scheme is to chuck up as many three with Brady Heslip as possible. I guess it works when the guy is hitting everything in sight, but when he starts out 4 out of 5 and then misses his last 5 you end up getting blown out like last night. What do I know though? I'm just an idiot blogger. Whatever I'm glad this idiot is in the big 12. Makes it easier to win.

The game was a little boring. Pretty clinical win for the Jayhawks. Despite our three leading scorers not having a point until Wiggins buzzer beater three at the end of the 1st half (see video) this game was never in question. Tharpe just keeps getting better and better and is really starting to shot the three ball well. Good sign if this can continue. Wiggins with a sneaky 14, but still was a ghost in the 1st half. Kinda concerning? Sure maybe. Only major concern was Embiid. Guy didn't score until like 3 min left in the game. Two bad offensive games in a row for the big man. Bill will have him turned around in no time. He plays at Kansas, not Baylor. We win. They lose.

-PC

P.S. Look at Wiggins' reaction to nailing that three. Just doesn't even give a fuck. Sign of a true baller. This guy is going to fun to watch in March.

Royals Have a New Slogan for 2014

KANSAS CITY -- "Be Royal" is this year's advertising tagline, which was announced by the Kansas City club on Monday.

The "Be Royal" campaign will be used on TV and radio ads, outdoor billboards, newspaper ads, online banners and social media.

Last year's slogan was "Come to Play."

"Last season, the Royals came to play," said Michael Bucek, Royals vice president-marketing and business development. "Our ballclub was exciting and played meaningful games until the end of the season and our fans responded with energy and passion. As a team and a community, we proved to ourselves that we have what it takes to live up to the name on the front of our jerseys."
The campaign was developed in association with Kansas City-based ad agency Walz Tetick.

So this is the new slogan eh? Be Royal. Normally I would complain about anything the Royals due because they have never made the playoffs my entire life and are the most pathetic franchise in sports, but this time I have to say they did good. "Be Royal" is a total rip of the biggest song of 2013 and I am completely alright with it.  Lorde is saying that her and the rest of the jabronis of the world will never be Royals. Well bitch, our front office just faced you because we are already Royals. That's our name. Who cares if we suck every year. We're the god damn Kansas City Royals.

All in all I think its a pretty solid slogan and we easily have the best billboard game in the MLB....

-PC

SUPER BOWL XLVIII PC'S PROP PREDICITIONS

Today is the Super Bowl and I'm kind of on a hot streak predicting things... (Royal Rumble Recap) so I figured I'd let you all in on a couple guaranteed winners today. 

1. If Renée Fleming wears gloves when she starts singing the national anthem, what color will they be? 

White (+275)
Black (EVEN)
Red (+500)
Any other color (+300)

PC's Pick: WHITE. Talk about easiest pick of all time... Yeah some chick is going to come out rocking any other color than white on her manos.. Black coat White gloves. Give me the money.

2. Will Knowshon Moreno cry during the singing of the national anthem?

Yes (+135)
No (-175)

PC's Pick:  Yes. He is a bronco. Bronco's cry. Next

3. How many times will Eli Manning be shown on TV during the game?

Over 1 1/2 (-200)
Under 1 1/2 (+150)

PC's Pick: Over. You're telling me that I can can make money by placing a bet on weather or not FOX is going to show Eli Manning twice during the game? The same Eli Manning that has two Super Bowl rings? The same Eli Manning who's older brother is playing in the game today? The same older brother that only has ONE Super Bowl ring? Okay I'll take that bet. Idiots.

4. Who will be seen first on TV after kickoff?

Erin Andrews (-140)
Pam Oliver (EVEN)

 PC's Pick: Pammy. Zero confidence in this pick. Just a complete guess and Pammy makes you more cash. All about the dollar signs boys and girls.

5. How many times will Peyton Manning say "Omaha" during the game?

Over 27 1/2 (-150)
Under 27 1/2 (+110)

PC's Pick: Over. Fucking Guy says it three times a god damn play. He'll have 20 racked up after the first series.


6. Will any member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers be shirtless during their performance?

Yes (-250)
No (+170)

PC's Pick: No. This is the Super Bowl, not Bonnaroo. Somehow I think all the Pep's show a little class and keep the shirts on this time.

7. Which region will have the higher local TV rating?

Denver (-150)
Seattle (+110)

PC's Pick: Denver. Both cities are full crunchy dirty weed smoking hippies who don't give a flying fuck about football, but I feel like their is less of these pieces of garbage in Denver. So bet Donkey's.

8. Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first in his speech?

Teammates (1/1)
God (3/1)
Fans (11/2)
Other team or player on other team (10/1)
Family (12/1)
Coach (14/1)
Owner (25/1)
None of the above (9/2)

PC's Pick: God. Russell Wilson is a God first kind of guy and Russell Wilson is going to win the Super Bowl MVP.  So yes, I am picking the Seahawks to win this game. Peyton and that horsed faced fuck Elway can go screw themselves. Today is about the birds. This pick is not biased at all. I hate both these teams and I hate both these cities. Picking the Seahawks because I honestly believe they are the better team. Donk's D is going to get torched and Sherman might kill Wes Welker. Not even looking forward to this game. I feel like the whole country loses either way. God dammit....

-PC

Ku falls in Austin

Well I guess the dream of 18-0 in the big 12 is now over. God damn that was a frustrating game. Seemed like we couldn't make a bucket and the horns just wanted it more. For the first time in a long time the hawks just got out dick sized. No one likes having a smaller dick, but sometimes it happens. Time to bounce back Tuesday in Waco.

-PC

P.S. How about that dagger straight to the heart of anyone that had the under by Frank Mason. Cold blooded.