Let me introduce you all to the man above...check that the genius above, Dale Sveum. Dale is the hitting Jesus that has come down from the heavens to save the Royals season. Fresh off a four game losing streak and a sweep at the hands of the lowly astros the Royals felt they needed to shake things up a bit and did they ever! Most fans out there were probably thinking that they might bring in a new guy as hitting coach with a new philosophy to shake things up a bit or maybe even a change at head coach. No no no the Royals had much bigger plans in mind. The front office and Ned Yost decided that is was time to bring out the secret weapon that is Dale Sveum. Good ole Dale has been waiting in the shadows as the third base coach and has secretly had all the answers to the hitting problems all along. Ned Yost and the front office didn't want the mastermind working his magic until we were well into the season and 4 games under .500 because they didn't want division foes like the Tigers figuring us out too early. Now we have 2/3's of the season to just absolutely destroy American League pitching. I almost feel bad for Toronto having to face this new high powered office right off the bat. Thought they were getting a team that scored 5 runs in a series against the astros. NOPE! 8 runs in game one right in your face. God damn the playoffs are going to be so much fun this year! Thank you Royals! And thank you Dale!
-PC
P.S. How about the Royals just making up a coaching position for former hitting coach Pedro Grifol. "Hey lets not fire Pedro. Let's just make up a new position for him. Call him catching instructor." This team is so fucking pathetic I can't stand it.
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