Really doesn't get much better than this. Opening day in Kansas City is like a 2nd St. Patty's Day. Just a total shit show out in the parking lot. You have every construction company in the city taking the day off and getting the tailgate started at 8:00 am. 40 year old men doing beer bongs before noon, people plowing in port a jons, and dudes pissing themselves. Basically Kansas City sports in a nutshell. Our teams suck. Let's get bombed. Wish I could be there joining the madness, but having a job is really preventing that. If only money wasn't an issue and I could just get bombed and watch sports all day like a really American. #thedream.
Since basically anything goes in the K parking lot I assume there wont be too many arrests, but you know that the two cops patrolling the entire lot are going to catch at least one public peeing. Poor guy. His entire tailgate has been opening the passenger door and peeing into an empty 30 rake of bud light all day and he happens to be the guy that bike cop brad catches and decides to make an example of. Sometimes life isn't fair.
-PC
P.S. Bike cop brad is a real douche. Used to be able to hang in the parking lot well into the 5th inning back when I was in high school. Didn't need to have someones cool step dad to let us have a party at his house. We had 81 parties a summer out at the K. Just a bunch of 17 year olds getting hammered off natty light and no one says a god damn thing. Now bike cop brad comes around at the end of the 1st and ruins everyone's fun. Makes them go inside like an ass. Let the teenagers drink in peace brad. No need to go on a power trip and do your job. Be a slacker like the rest of us.
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