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Friday, April 4, 2014

Fuck This Kid


The Royals just tweeted this dweeb. I'm 23 and I have been to 1 opening day. The sign might as well read "Hey PC. How's my ass taste?" Just shoving it right in my face and I can't do a damn thing about it. Should have worn gloves bud. Going to get mighty cold holding that sign up all day. HA got him!

I know kids like this. Too much of a dweeb and not athletic enough to actual play sports so they just become this huge Royals and Chiefs fan. Reads whatever is on the teams websites and tries to have a conversation with you and your friends about them. Comes in with something like "Alcides Escobar hits .270 in the two hole when facing lefties on day games so we should move him up in the order against Sale." No Dumb Fuck. Escobar sucks no matter where you put him. He bats .270 against lefties on day games in the two hole because he has played like 10 games with that criteria. In his other 1000 games he sucks idiot. Stop reading bullshit on Royals.com and shut your fucking face. So pissed I am not out there.

-PC

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