I've decided to Start Dating a Professional Soccer Player

Apparently Kansas City has a professional  Women's Soccer team. FCKC or some shit. This team came into my work the other day to do some promoting for their home opener in a couple weeks. Most of them were total woofs, but there was about five or six total babes. Starting doing a little research of the roster and have narrowed it down to three girls that I could see myself possibly dating. Melissa Henderson, Merritt Mathais, and Nia Williams all fit my age and body requirements. So how do I make this happen? Believe it or not I have some friends that actually know some of these chicks. So I could possibly hang out with these babes and get to know them and eventually ask one of them out like a normal person. But that isn't the PC way. The PC way is to never see these girls again and eventually give up on his dream of dating a professional athlete. So I have decided to change the PC way. I am just going to tell everyone I know that I am dating one of these chicks. "Yeah I am dating one of those FCKC players. She is awesome!" - Me to Everyone. I mean at some point if you tell enough people that you are dating a professional soccer babe you kind of are right? Doesn't matter if she catches wind of this and says something like "No I've never heard of that guy. Sounds really creepy." There will still be people out there that think we are dating because I will still be telling them that we are dating and that's all that really matters. As long as a couple people still believe we are dating I can "break up" with this girl and I will be known as the guy the broke the heart of one of those soccer babes. You get a reputation like that and babes come a flocking. "Wait so a professional athlete wasn't even good enough for this guy?" -hot girls mind. "I am probably not good enough for him, but I should sleep with him just to make sure." BOOM! PC slaying babes because he fake dated a soccer player and then broke her heart. The NEW PC WAY.

I still haven't decided which one I am going to start telling people is my girlfriend, but I'll choose soon enough and let all you know. A plan like this can't not work.

-PC