Sporting KC Wins MLS Cup Despite Cauldron Leaders

As you all know I HATE the leaders of the cauldron at Sporting Park. They take away from the game while they think they are the bees knees and everyone has to listen to them and they are god and you dont chat you suck and Fuck. Dammit I get so upset just thinking about them. They bring nothing to the table. I KNOW THE CHANTS! TURN AROUND AND WATCH THE FUCKING GAME!

Anyway despite these assholes... WE WON THE FUCKING CUP! Thais right! KC with a victory! It has been a long time coming, but it was worth the wait. Time and time again this club fought back from being down. Collins header was simply amazing and gives me chills every time I see it. And then Jimmy FUCKING Nielsen in the shoot out. All hope was lost... RSL just needed to put one more in... but Jimmy said Fuck you and cut your fucking hair you bozo. A couple PKs later and we are champs. Two years two cups. Time to make it 3 in 3 with the champions league trophy in '14.

For the glory of the city!

-PC