Sporting KC Wins MLS Cup Despite Cauldron Leaders

As you all know I HATE the leaders of the cauldron at Sporting Park. They take away from the game while they think they are the bees knees and everyone has to listen to them and they are god and you dont chat you suck and Fuck. Dammit I get so upset just thinking about them. They bring nothing to the table. I KNOW THE CHANTS! TURN AROUND AND WATCH THE FUCKING GAME!

Anyway despite these assholes... WE WON THE FUCKING CUP! Thais right! KC with a victory! It has been a long time coming, but it was worth the wait. Time and time again this club fought back from being down. Collins header was simply amazing and gives me chills every time I see it. And then Jimmy FUCKING Nielsen in the shoot out. All hope was lost... RSL just needed to put one more in... but Jimmy said Fuck you and cut your fucking hair you bozo. A couple PKs later and we are champs. Two years two cups. Time to make it 3 in 3 with the champions league trophy in '14.

For the glory of the city!

-PC

Chip Ruins the Mood

Love this guy! Just a killer buzzkill when everyone is cracking jokes on the road trip. Reminds me of my buddy Zaha. Z has never seen a good time that he couldn't kill with a obscure fact or political rant. Zaha and Chip might be good pals. 

-PC  

Arizona Western Punter Punts For a Safety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5nDHfARI54

Nothing says top notch college foosball like a little Fisher Automotive El Toro Bowl action. Just your run of the mill clash of the titans Arizona Western and New Mexico Military and it did not disappoint. Now I have no idea who one this excuse of the game, but I do know that the AWU punter did not win the MVP. Bro booms the punt from his own end zone all the way through his own end zone. Hope it didn't hurt his draft stock.. At least we now know New Mexico Military is a thing so there's that.

-PC

Jack Harry is a Jackass

If you live in the KC area and know anything about sports you probably know the clown that is, Jack Harry. Jack Smack has been on our televisions for what seems like an eternity. This idiot graces us with his presence every night on KSHB (channel 41 NBC). Loves to rip KU and all our success as he cries at night thinking over the failures that comes with being a Missouri fan. The man's hatred towards the hawks knows no bounds. Once claimed KU should not have a football program due to recent failures. (Still the only local team with a BCS victory.. cough cough) Jacky loves claiming KU will not win the big 12 in bball, but somehow is never down on Missouri (a team who has never made the final four). Harry once cried on the radio claiming KU fans were too hard on him. Tears from a man that uses his 3 min of airtime day in and day out to make fun of us "beakers".....

Well last night Jack had a broadcast that he would probably like to forget. Jackson was getting a little too excited about the recent KU loses to CU and Nova and he forgot he was on live TV. Jack blurted out "Gayhawks" like he was back in como as the grand poobah of The Antlers (don't bother looking these fools up). Guy was more excited than a 13 year old boy in the women s section at macy's. You know he had a full chub as he almost yelled it out and was looking for fellow Missouri trash, Frank Boal, to back him up. Frank just laughed it off and headed for commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKVwOqK-0T0&feature=youtube_gdata

Now this idiot is claiming he said "Jayhawks." Good luck you schmuck. Hope this ends your sorry ass career you piece of garbage.

-PC

P.S. Burban Sports is back. Needed two weeks off to refocus... and I am very lazy and work a ton.