PC here. President and CEO of Burban Sports. Looking to make a little splash in the blog world. This blog is going to be full of insightful sports knowledge, my awesome life, and as many pictures of slutty babes as I can find.
I am just a twenty something guy living in up in the Kansas City suburbs. That's right the Burbs. Where all our wildest dreams can come true. The urban lifestyle that most kids my age long for just ain't my style. I am more into working a rewarding nine to five and peepin the soccer milfs walking around the neighborhood from my 4 bed 2.5 bath mansion. Have fun in your studio apartment downtown ya corn balls, I'll be slaying Mrs. Walker from three houses down after her tennis lesson.
Little bit about myself: Blonde haired fuck... Beautiful blue eyes... Uge biceps... Need to know anything else? Didn't think so.
In my split level mansion I live with a couple of bros that may or may not be apart of the Burban team.
Sammy bag of doughnuts is my slightly overweight roommate with a temper like an old man sending back soup at a deli. Sam bags has never had a stress free day in his life and it really shows in his personality. Loves getting upset of little things like being on time, the temp inside the house, and banging his younger sister. All in all he is a really good pal and is working on the "weight problem."
Bro number two is Hambone. Hams is blonde haired fuck like myself with the exact opposite personality as sam bags. Hammy is an easily going babe slayer with a killer smile. Kid could seriously walk into any bar and go up to any girl and with one little smirk make her panties drop. (rocks a "I'm shy but I have a hug dick" shirt sometimes with a 100% success rate) Hams and I have been pals since way back and I know he will be our go to guy for any ladies that want to check out the blog.
Roommate number 3 is Bryan. He won't be apart of the blog.
We also have a dog. Bitches name is Milly and she chews up everything. Sandals, sunglasses, hats you name it. Fuck her.
Probably think this is going to be the best blog ever, don't you? I have plento of free time on my hands so I will try to post every day. You are going to want to check it out corn balls.
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