Royal Rumble 2014

Tonight is the night of nights. By far the greatest night for sports entertainment. The Superbowl chugs compared to this shit. This is the fucking royal rumble. 30 men enter the ring and lay it out all the line. Blood sweat and tears will be shed, but there can only be one winner. One champion. One man that throws 29 sum bitches over that god damn top rope. McMahon could seriously charge 200 bucks for this shit and I would still buy it. Can't fucking wait.

Predictions:

CM Punk makes the top 5. The straight edged superstar gets the unlucky privilege to start the party in the 1st position. Despite the poor poll position I have faith in my guy to do a lot of damage and go deep into the rumble.

Batista wins. WWE isn't going to promote the hell out of this thing with "Batista returns" without letting the animal destroy these mother fuckers. I say he comes out in the 22-24 range and basically tears apart everyone til the final three.

Final three.... Batista, Sheamus, and Zigler, Sheamus returns at number 30 and I for one think it is long over due. Seriously how long has this guy been on a break? I don't think I have seen him since he lost to big show at wrestlemania. Can't wait to see the Celtic warrior back in action. Zig just seems like a solid pick. Seems like he deserves to start getting some love and a possible shot at a title.

Bold Prediction that probably won't happen.... Stone Cold comes out as entrant number 2. Dammit I would fucking love if this shit happened. Stone cold god damn Steve Austin. Make it happen McMahon. Make it happen.

-PC