Royals, Chen agree to 1-year deal with 2015 option

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) -

The Royals agreed to terms with left-hander Bruce Chen on one-year deal Thursday, giving them a veteran pitcher comfortable as a long reliever or in the starting rotation.

Kansas City had yet to announce the contract, which includes a mutual option for 2015.

The 36-year-old, one of the most popular players in the clubhouse, has spent the past five seasons in Kansas City. He's coming off perhaps the finest year of his 15'-year career, going 9-4 with a 3.27 ERA while making 15 starts and 19 appearances out of the bullpen.

Chen will likely assume a similar role this season, providing a cushion in the event of an injury or if young starters such as Yordano Ventura aren't ready out of spring training.

MEEEEHHH. That's all I really have to say about this. 4.5 million for one year of Chen? C'mon Dayton. I love the Chen ball, but god damn this basically destroys our hopes of resigning Santana. Looking like another season of missing the playoffs. Oh well. I'll still be out there every chance I get. 

-PC

Jerry Seinfeld is Teasing the Fuck Out of Me

A couple weeks ago Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander were spotted outside of Toms Restaurant...

 Tom's Restaurant is portrayed as "Monk's Coffee Shop" in the series. When this photo came out the rumors obviously started up. Superbowl commercial? Comedians in cars getting coffee? A full fucking reunion? No one knew what the fuck was up and now we have this....Seinfeld Teases Reunion Rumors. So stoked to find out what this is. Longer than a minute! Other cast members involved! Multiple filming locations! I don't know what the hell is going on, but I can't fucking wait to find out. 

-PC

I've Met a Porn Star

So this is Kristy Althaus. Kristy recently did her first porn shot for a little website called Girls do Porn. She is also the former Miss Teen Colorado runner-up. Now I know there are a ton of hot chicks out there doing porn so this one girl really shouldn't excite anyone right? WRONG!!! I actually have met this broad! Back in the fall at a tailgate for a KU football game this firebabe rolls up with one of my pal's little sister. The whole tailgate basically was staring at this chick for a good hour. No one knew who she was and well look at her. She was basically wearing underwear as shorts. They were these tight ass yoga shorts that barely covered her phenomenal rump. I couldn't stop staring and I am 71% sure I said to a friend of mine that she could totally do porn and what the fuck do you know? Quick 4 months later and this video comes out. I don't really blame her. Would not be surprised he she makes it big in this business. Seems to have everything you need.

-PC

Hawks Defeat Clones

I have to admit... I was a little concerned going into this game. Iowa St. loves chucking up the three ball and I just had a feeling that they would be drilling them last night. Now don't get me wrong, I didn't think we would actually lose this game. Just a little concerned we wouldn't cover the 8.5. For awhile it looked like I would be right. ISU would just not go away. Kept getting it down to four, three, and at one point even had it down to a one point lead for the Hawks. After a couple of these runs KU finally woke up and realized that we are Kansas and we get buckets. Andrew Wiggins is on fucking fire. Just a cool 29 for the most over hyped player of all time according to ISU fans. That's a career high 29 following a 27 point performance down in Ft. Worth on Saturday. We all knew this guy would come around and he is making a lot of people look pretty dumb for ever doubting his ability. Kansas native Perry Ellis broke out and had a solid 20 point game. Hawks really need this guy to play well down the stretch if they want to make a natty ship run. Finally, it really seems like all Emiid ever does is cram the ball. ABC always be cramming. Jojo's motto that I just made up. Hawks ended up winning easily down the stretch by a count of 92-81 and are now 7-0 in the big 12. Solid 2 game lead on the rest of the goons in the conference, but a tough test down in Austin on Saturday.

-PC

Royal Rumble 2014 Recap

Want to know how the rumble went? Read the next blog down sonny. Basically predicited the fuck out of this thing. Batista wins, Sheamus is top three, and punk makes top 5. That is fucking mind reading predicting right there folks. Ole Vincent might want to think about giving PC a call the next time a ppv roles around. Would totally write the shit out of one of those things. Just give me a shot McMahon.

Anyway, Royal Rumble chugggggged dick. The return of Big Daddy Diesel was the one and ONLY highlight. Everyone knew Batista was going to win and it really took away from what could have been a great story. Why the fuck was Daniel Bryan not in this thing? He is everyone's favorite and time and time again gets no love from "the authority." McMahon is about to lose a fan if this shit continues... (yeah right. I'm totally bluffing.)

Royal Rumble 2014: Loss of $55 bucks. That's about it.

-PC

P.S. Fuck the Shield.

Royal Rumble 2014

Tonight is the night of nights. By far the greatest night for sports entertainment. The Superbowl chugs compared to this shit. This is the fucking royal rumble. 30 men enter the ring and lay it out all the line. Blood sweat and tears will be shed, but there can only be one winner. One champion. One man that throws 29 sum bitches over that god damn top rope. McMahon could seriously charge 200 bucks for this shit and I would still buy it. Can't fucking wait.

Predictions:

CM Punk makes the top 5. The straight edged superstar gets the unlucky privilege to start the party in the 1st position. Despite the poor poll position I have faith in my guy to do a lot of damage and go deep into the rumble.

Batista wins. WWE isn't going to promote the hell out of this thing with "Batista returns" without letting the animal destroy these mother fuckers. I say he comes out in the 22-24 range and basically tears apart everyone til the final three.

Final three.... Batista, Sheamus, and Zigler, Sheamus returns at number 30 and I for one think it is long over due. Seriously how long has this guy been on a break? I don't think I have seen him since he lost to big show at wrestlemania. Can't wait to see the Celtic warrior back in action. Zig just seems like a solid pick. Seems like he deserves to start getting some love and a possible shot at a title.

Bold Prediction that probably won't happen.... Stone Cold comes out as entrant number 2. Dammit I would fucking love if this shit happened. Stone cold god damn Steve Austin. Make it happen McMahon. Make it happen.

-PC

KC Sports Since I Have Been Gone

CHIEFS

2nd worst choke job in NFL history. Furthermore evidence that my city is cursed and quite possibly will never been a playoff game of any kind for the rest of time. Why I spend tons of time, money, and effort every year rooting for this broken franchise is beyond me. What the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing and expecting a different result or something like that? Honestly the dictionary should just say "Chiefs Fans." People would understand.

ROYALS

Signed Jason Vargas, Omar Infante, and traded for Norichika Aoki. Meh, Meeeeehhh, and Meeeeeeeehhhhh.  Vargas is a solid number 5 and that's about it. Pretty sick of hearing all the hype about the new signing "Jason Vargas." Guy was 9-8 with a 4.02 ERA last year. Eh who am I kidding? Sounds about right for a Royals ace.

The next two acquisitions actually intrigue me. Infante is coming of the best hitting year of his career and is an actual major league 2nd baseman. We haven't had a big league two bagger since frank white and I am not even kidding. Too many years of Carlos Febles's and Chris Getz's that a decent singing like Infante has got me a little excited. Next is this Aoki character. Really don't know a gd thing about this guy. He batted .286 last year and was top ten in the NL in hits.... and he is not Jeff Francoeur. So basically he is a huge upgrade.

With these two additions to the lineup it isn't crazy to think that the Royals may actually have a top five lineup. If moose and butler can bounce back from their sub par seasons and Hosmer and Gordon continue where they left off I think top 5 is inevitable. But then again, I am a Kansas City Royals fan and nothing good ever happens to us.

Finally for some dumb reason I still think we might be able to resign Ervin Santana. Please Mr. Glass Please. Over spend for this one year. It almost makes too much sense. Sign Santana... Make the playoffs for the first time in 30 years. Don't sign Santana... Come in 3rd place again and lose Shields and any hope of ever making the playoffs. C'mon David! Do the right thing. This city needs it.

SPORTING KC

Don't Care.

KANSAS BASKETBALL

Big 12 play started and we are basically showing everyone who has the bigger dick. 5-0 and a two game lead on everyone already. 10 conference championships in a row is basically already on lockdown and a number 1 seed is a guarantee. JoJo Embiid is a total monster and is proving himself to be the best player in college basketball. Wiggins is getting there and by the time march comes around I don't think there is really anyone that can stop the hawks. Natty Champs 2014. That's about it.

-PC

Fire Friday

Been a pretty pathetic month for Burban Sports, but I finally am back in action. Almost died from a heart attack at 23, but that is no excuse. I should have still been working on the blog. BOE Blog over everything. Anyway, now that I am back we need to start things of with a bang. Whats a bigger bang than hot chicks? NOTHING.

This weeks Fire Friday is Michelle Bogowith. Chelle (nickname I just made up) is the weather hottie for Fox 4 in KC. I have been watching a lot of Fox 4 lately due to my illness and the lack of a cable box in my room so I am basically an expert on this chick. Chelle likes to strut around the set like she owes the place and basically give the middle finger to the ugo anchor. Cracks jokes like people actually think women can be funny and reminds me everyday about how fucking cold it is going to be outside. She also is Mizzou garbage and it is widely known that she banged Gary Pinkel and I am like 76% positive she had his baby. Who knows for sure?

So I basically hate everything about this broad and that is exactly why I cant get enough of her. I couldn't really find any good pics of her out there so these will have to do..

I suggest you get a hold of Pinkel's cell phone if you want so nudes or just watch Fox 4 because I wouldn't be surprised if we see a nip slip here pretty soon.

-PC